Diary of an Empowered Vixen

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

qvc

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im realy bored today and found myself waching about 2 hours of tonee poneeys and wigs on qvc and thank god they started hawking beyuty creems becuases i almost bough myself about 10 pounds of fake hair.

so like i desided to fuck with the operatirs and like so i kept telling them i wanted the face cream that was made from stem sells and they hung up on me. i had even less luck when i askid for the 'sweetnights semen cream' for your face. the lady was like what! and i said, you know, its like a fashil...but a fashil. my humor was lost on her i am bi.

xxx

sally glass

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