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Hi blig,

After being atackid by the puffins at the zoo I think Mary Alice is going to live after all. Like she was depresid because she gained wait after 3 weeks on the Kristie Aley diet and was looking more like a before than an after so her parents took her to the zoo to cheer her up. She was trying to feed her hotdog bun to the puffins and like she got too close and fell into there pen and like they swarmed her for the roll and by the time the xoo keeper got her out she was covered in mustard and feathers and blood. I mean like I couldint make this shit up if I tried.

Like I was going to say yesterday I finilly got the cast takin off my gimpy leg and like now my fixed leg is whiter than the other and like I didn’t think that was possible because I don’t go in the sun because the sun is mother nachirs death ray! So I think I have to cvs reade and get some tan in a tube and put it on my new leg and wash it off quick and see what happins either that or wear cordiroys for the rest of the summer I am bi.

xxx

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