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Mary alice like is thankfilly going to live like after they wiped the blood and mustard and feathirs off her she like only had a few scratchis and like so non of the puffins that attacked her at the zoo had to be put to sleep.

Like today me and mary aloice went to the mall to look for close for school which suckily starts in like a few weeks and they didt have much so we decided that we were going to go to the store that sells catolic grrrl school youniforms and like hack them up cause like thats what Courtney would do. so like we ran into this bitche from school we hate like Rachel and she started making fun of the fact that one of my legs is whiter than the other from that damn cast. like she should talk she tans so much she looks like a rotisiree chiken so Rachel was like, oh sally like nice leg I bet the corps misses it and I was like, oh Rachel nice tan I didn’t know you were a day laborer! she got pissed and like tried to attack me but I slapped her in the face with my saltid pretzel and me and mary alice took off running and laughing. Rachel is such a whore I am bi



xoxo

Sally Glass