Diary of an Empowered Vixen

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

jonebent

oh god glob,

like i just saw on the news that they caught some fey ray who like clames he killed sassy jonbinay by accident which means my helmit head plastic face nemisiss nancy grace is going to be spun like a top by the end of the week.

like poor jonbenit they keep showing her on the news in all that old beuty pajint footage where she is dancing around to that van halen song about the teacher and like its so unimpowered to think that like some gay man killed her like i thought the fruitopians were on our side????!!!! i guess grrrlz arent safe from anyone anymore.

but back to stupid nancy grace. she is going to be angrier than tori spelling minus her inhgeritance! like not only does she get to talk about jonebintetstnjtet again for weeks at a time but she also gets to talk about bankock tyeland which is the kiddie porn capiltal of the world! and knowing nacny, i bet she'll even find a way to blame the whole thing on jacko while making an exampile out of elizaibth smart.

if there was such a thing as justice someone would tie up nancy grace drag her out to the woods where the only sound she could experience was that horrible voice she hass! but the poor woodland animals would have to put up with her like i can here her now...'those poor, poor, animals....victimized by the changing of the seesons, how unjust it is...for those tiny, tiny chipmunks to have to hide in a hole for 6 months to escape the wrath of muther nachire...' shut up already nancy!

like poor patsy ramsey probably threw in the towil because she couldnt stand peeople like nancy grace making a carreer out of her dread daughtir and othir victomized people.

i am bi sally glass

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