Moving

Like bi blogger its been fun but I am going home to www.sallyglass.com

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Mary alice like is thankfilly going to live like after they wiped the blood and mustard and feathirs off her she like only had a few scratchis and like so non of the puffins that attacked her at the zoo had to be put to sleep.

Like today me and mary aloice went to the mall to look for close for school which suckily starts in like a few weeks and they didt have much so we decided that we were going to go to the store that sells catolic grrrl school youniforms and like hack them up cause like thats what Courtney would do. so like we ran into this bitche from school we hate like Rachel and she started making fun of the fact that one of my legs is whiter than the other from that damn cast. like she should talk she tans so much she looks like a rotisiree chiken so Rachel was like, oh sally like nice leg I bet the corps misses it and I was like, oh Rachel nice tan I didn’t know you were a day laborer! she got pissed and like tried to attack me but I slapped her in the face with my saltid pretzel and me and mary alice took off running and laughing. Rachel is such a whore I am bi



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jonebent

oh god glob,

like i just saw on the news that they caught some fey ray who like clames he killed sassy jonbinay by accident which means my helmit head plastic face nemisiss nancy grace is going to be spun like a top by the end of the week.

like poor jonbenit they keep showing her on the news in all that old beuty pajint footage where she is dancing around to that van halen song about the teacher and like its so unimpowered to think that like some gay man killed her like i thought the fruitopians were on our side????!!!! i guess grrrlz arent safe from anyone anymore.

but back to stupid nancy grace. she is going to be angrier than tori spelling minus her inhgeritance! like not only does she get to talk about jonebintetstnjtet again for weeks at a time but she also gets to talk about bankock tyeland which is the kiddie porn capiltal of the world! and knowing nacny, i bet she'll even find a way to blame the whole thing on jacko while making an exampile out of elizaibth smart.

if there was such a thing as justice someone would tie up nancy grace drag her out to the woods where the only sound she could experience was that horrible voice she hass! but the poor woodland animals would have to put up with her like i can here her now...'those poor, poor, animals....victimized by the changing of the seesons, how unjust it is...for those tiny, tiny chipmunks to have to hide in a hole for 6 months to escape the wrath of muther nachire...' shut up already nancy!

like poor patsy ramsey probably threw in the towil because she couldnt stand peeople like nancy grace making a carreer out of her dread daughtir and othir victomized people.

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pale

Hi blig,

After being atackid by the puffins at the zoo I think Mary Alice is going to live after all. Like she was depresid because she gained wait after 3 weeks on the Kristie Aley diet and was looking more like a before than an after so her parents took her to the zoo to cheer her up. She was trying to feed her hotdog bun to the puffins and like she got too close and fell into there pen and like they swarmed her for the roll and by the time the xoo keeper got her out she was covered in mustard and feathers and blood. I mean like I couldint make this shit up if I tried.

Like I was going to say yesterday I finilly got the cast takin off my gimpy leg and like now my fixed leg is whiter than the other and like I didn’t think that was possible because I don’t go in the sun because the sun is mother nachirs death ray! So I think I have to cvs reade and get some tan in a tube and put it on my new leg and wash it off quick and see what happins either that or wear cordiroys for the rest of the summer I am bi.

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puffins

like bllog,

i was going to spenmd my day righting about how sassy it is to finally have my plaster peg leg removed but like i have to go to the hospictiple to see mary alice cause she went to the zoo today and was vishisly attackid by puffins. what the f?

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bee

like hi bloo,

have you noticed that like the nasonex bee went from speaking french to speeking spanish? like im am so confused who tot him to speek in the first place? i am bi

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cross

like FYI blog

since i am FYNALLY geting my cast taken off tomorow i drew this sassy photo renactmint of my esther disco cross that i made you know the one i fell off of and startid all this brokin leg businis.



of cours i am not as empowred as esther because the stupid pope hasnt kicked me out of catholosissm yet and like i dont know why, like im 15 im pregnint i smoke and i have been on a meth diet to lose weight like what else do i need to do??? obveeously finagling liitle boys doesnt get you kicked out of church like they give promotions for that! so like im clueless...maybee i need stigmata...i am bi

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myspoace

deear diargy,

some lame rigot grrrl just sent me a nasty myspcace mail saying that just because im pregnint doesnt make me a feminist...like what the f does that meen??? so i called her fat.

so like after that nonsince i started seeing these grosse ads on myspace and like i guess if you say your bi in your profile myspace must think that all you want to see is sex ads and like these. i think they are so gross.


like isnt he a little to young to be dating??? are like nambla and alamo in cahoots or something eeew

and like this!


lesbeein peeps? is this what bi grrrlz have been reduced too?

it's no wondir that so many sex fiend killers are stalking grrrlz on myspace i mean look at the ads they have the promote pedofeelia and beastyality! womern and sheep are never safe from the patricle dominaited society!

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sally glass

crontey

like hi blg,

like i found the sassyest video of Courtyn today on boobtube like its from 2004 when she was at her peek of sassyness and she is singing my fav sone 'but julian im a little bit older than you'

and like she has the best job in the whole world! i meen to be a singer that doesnt sing like she just gasps for air inbetween halls off her cigarete and lines of coke and she doesnt even bother playing guitar anymore and she gets to be skinny all the time like thats awesome ia mn bi.

watch crotney:





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